I'm a sales professional

So, I should be able to sell myself well using my resume. I'm trying to update it right now. I wish I had just kept it up to date all along...

Anyone have any tips?

I'm also toying with the idea of going back to school...but by the time I got a Bachelor's, I would be 31! Think I'm too old??? It would be easiest to just get a degree online...but the only degrees offered are mostly in Business, Education and Computer Science. I'm more interested in Science (Biology, Physics, Astronomy, Chemistry) and English. For most of the Science classes, you have to attend an actual class because sometimes there are labs involved. Anyway, you can't get those degrees online...at least not that I've found from accredited schools. If I could find some kind of English degree online, that might work. But then, what the hell am I going to do with that?

I have to do something...