Really, though?

Yeah, so this week's Attack of the B Movies was just not the same. First we watched:

The Giant Gila Monster

Which starred that kid that played "Tweener" on Prison Break and that chick from Big Love...see them on the cover there? Well...the movie was okay I guess. John described it as 95% hokey folk story, 5% sci-fi. Maybe it's just because I wasn't feeling well last night that I just didn't enjoy it.

Oooohhh...scary! LOL

Then they did the whole trivia thing and I'm mad at John because he didn't even try to answer any of the questions so we didn't win anything this week.

The second movie was Gammera the Invincible

This...this...just. We didn't stay for the whole thing because I felt like dirt and John had already seen it anyway. There is a boy in this movie...who has a pet turtle and he loves his turtle and I just wanted to tell him that there is a statue in Worcester that was erected to commemorate just that kind of love.

Have you seen this statue? I just don't get it. I know it's not supposed to be filthy, but COME ON.

Here is Gammera:

Both his eyes were lazy, they kept rolling all over the place and I saw him breathe fire at one point. I'm not sure what else he could do. He was nice to the boy.