Forced into blogging
By a friend I've never met
Here are some haikus...
Need to highlight page
Sick of pink, yellow, orange
Just bought a purple!
I really can't stand
Sun in my morning windows
I would rather sleep.
My walls are puke pink
Pepto, pulpy, putrid pink
Like putrefaction
Dark and dangerous
City of shadows and spires
Built with hands of clay
Have you tried Lipton's
Mandarin Mango Green Tea?
It is fabulous!
You'll think I'm crazy
But American Idol
Is my favorite show.
I want to go back
But time will never let me
So I remember.
Soup is often lunch
Always canned, never homemade
Metal adds flavor :)
Just because your phone
Can play "Pop Goes the Weasel"
Doesn't mean you're cool.
John can see his toes
Whenever he puts on socks
But he won't buy more.
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